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What's Hot!!

If you need it, we don't sell it!!

Here are some of our hottest selling items all rolled into one page. We had so many orders coming in for these, we thought we'd make it easier for you to find your favorite items all in one place. From our "Elves Specials" to new products, to our most popular items, you can find the practical joke of your dreams right here!

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Remote Fart Machine The Remote Fart Machine
(as advertised on the Howard Stern Show)
Our Most Popular Item!!
Place it under the cushions and surprise your guests! Blame it on the dog! Embarass your friends and coworkers!

Price: $13.00
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The elves even include the batteries!!

X-Rated Fortune Teller
A fortune teller that tells it like it is! Some of the colorful phrases include:
~ Are you f*ing crazy? ~ You're in luck, sh*thead ~
~ Things look f*ing good ~

Price: $15.00 Quantity:
The elves even include the batteries!!

Funtix Funtix Lotto Tix
(styles may vary)

Imagine the look on the faces as they scratch off the ticket to find that you gave them a $10,000 winner!!
Or show them your incredible luck as you win the $10,000 all for yourself!
Drop it on the ground to see how 'honest' people really are!!

Price: 6 tickets for $6.00

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Backwards Clock!

Sure it tells time; Just Backwards!

Price: $10.00 Quantity:

Rubber Chicken
The ever popular, one and only, rubber chicken.

Price: $6.00 Quantity:

Brat On Board
Absolutely Hillarious!!

Price: $8.00
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Big Mama Undies

An absolutely hillarious gag!
Red with blace lace and trim

Price: $15.00 Quantity:

Size shown is Large on 5'9" model.

Moonerwear!!!
Not only comfortable, but eye catching too!
Price: $7.00

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Stink Bombs
(12 packs of 3)
The name speaks for itself!
These babies could clear out a room of plumbers!

Price: $10.00 Quantity:

Toilet Monster

The Bathroom Creatures
are taking over!

Concealed in your toilet, when the lid
is lifted your guests will get a BIG
surprise! (not boxed)

Toilet Monster - $15.00
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Bog Monster - $15.00
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Bog Monster

Polly the Insulting Parrot
Guaranteed to insult anyone!
Some excerpts include:
"Polly wants a f*ing Cracker"
"Show us your t*ts"
Polly wants a f*ing B*job"
"Hey you, go f* yourself"
Price: $15.00
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