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Candy G-String Naughty, but nice $10.00	Qty
Redneck Horn 10 Rude Remarks $10.00	Qty
Three Boobs ...maybe she lives near a  nuclear power plant? $8.00	Qty
Dirty Wood Pen 4 Rude Sayings $5.00	Qty
Willy Key Chain Bendable $3.00	Qty
Ugly Shot Glass "Pour me another,  you're still ugly" $5.00	Qty
Polly the Insulting Parrot Guaranteed to insult anyone! Some excerpts include: "Polly wants a f*ing Cracker" "Show us your t*ts" Polly wants a f*ing B*job" "Hey you, go f* yourself $15.00	Qty

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