| 431 |
BP-431 |
Money talks mine just says
good-bye |
| 432 |
BP-432 |
Mother told me to be good,
but she's been wrong before |
| 433 |
BP-433 |
Mother-in-law in trunk |
| 434 |
BP-434 |
Music is my life |
| 435 |
BP-435 |
Musician on Board |
| 436 |
BP-436 |
How`s my driving? Dial 1-800- EAT SHIT |
| 437 |
BP-437 |
Wife and dog missing. Reward for dog |
| 438 |
BP-438 |
My grandkids are cuter
than your grandkids |
| 439 |
BP-439 |
My job is so secret even I
don't know what it is |
| 440 |
BP-440 |
My Mother-in-law's other
car is a broom |
| 441 |
BP-441 |
My snow doesn't melt |
| 442 |
BP-442 |
My take home pay won't
even take me home |
| 443 |
BP-443 |
My wife told me if I go
fishing one more time she'd leave me boy am I going to miss her |
| 444 |
BP-444 |
National sex week give til
it hurts |
| 445 |
BP-445 |
Never lend money to
friends it causes amnesia |
| 446 |
BP-446 |
Next stop…the
twilight zone |
| 447 |
BP-447 |
No machine can replace me,
until it learns to drink |
| 448 |
BP-448 |
No more Mr. nice guy |
| 449 |
BP-449 |
No pain no gain |
| 450 |
BP-450 |
No prisoners |
| 451 |
BP-451 |
No shit sherlock |
| 452 |
BP-452 |
No stereo on board |
| 453 |
BP-453 |
No this isn't Daddy's car
(it's Mommy's) |
| 454 |
BP-454 |
Nobody's ugly after 2:00
am |
| 455 |
BP-455 |
Not all men are fools some
are bachelors |
| 456 |
BP-456 |
Not all women are
fools…some are single |
| 457 |
BP-457 |
Not perfect just very good |
| 458 |
BP-458 |
Old fart |
| 459 |
BP-459 |
Old fisherman never die
they just smell that way |
| 460 |
BP-460 |
Otay |
| 461 |
BP-461 |
Our family loves Jesus |
| 462 |
BP-462 |
P.S. I love you |
| 463 |
BP-463 |
P.U.P.P.I.E. Poor urban
professional |
| 464 |
BP-464 |
Parents are people, too |
| 465 |
BP-465 |
Parts is parts |
| 466 |
BP-466 |
Party animal |
| 467 |
BP-467 |
Party animal on board |
| 468 |
BP-468 |
Party zone ahead |
| 469 |
BP-469 |
Photographer on board |
| 470 |
BP-470 |
Please - not so close, I
hardly know you |
| 471 |
BP-471 |
Precious cargo on board |
| 472 |
BP-472 |
Princess in training |
| 473 |
BP-473 |
Problem child |
| 474 |
BP-474 |
Promote wild life throw a
party |
| 475 |
BP-475 |
Protected by .357 magnum |
| 476 |
BP-476 |
Psychotic state |
| 477 |
BP-477 |
R.E.D.H.E.A.D. Rebellious,
exciting, desirable, heartbreaker, exceptional, attractive, daring |
| 478 |
BP-478 |
Rad dude |
| 479 |
BP-479 |
Reach out and touch
someone's |
| 480 |
BP-480 |
Read my lips |
| 481 |
BP-481 |
Real men don't have floppy
disks |
| 482 |
BP-482 |
Reality is for people who
can't handle drugs |
| 483 |
BP-483 |
Reality is the leading
cause of stress |
| 484 |
BP-484 |
Red light stop, green
light go, yellow - go real fast |
| 485 |
BP-485 |
Relax |
| 486 |
BP-486 |
Remember the first time
you had sex isn't it a shame that you were all alone at the time |
| 487 |
BP-487 |
Remember when air was
clean and sex was dirty |
| 488 |
BP-488 |
Remember who loves you
baby |
| 489 |
BP-489 |
Retired from job active in
life |
| 490 |
BP-490 |
I still miss my "ex", but my aim is improving |
| 491 |
BP-491 |
Rock & roll is cool,
but heavy metal rules |
| 492 |
BP-492 |
Rock or die |
| 493 |
BP-493 |
Rock rock til you drop |
| 494 |
BP-494 |
Roses are red, violets are
blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I |
| 495 |
BP-495 |
Runners achieve greater
feets |
| 496 |
BP-496 |
Rust test in progress |
| 497 |
BP-497 |
Same bullshit different
day |
| 498 |
BP-498 |
Say what |
| 499 |
BP-499 |
Scotty if you hear shots
beam me up |
| 500 |
BP-500 |
Scrape the mold off the
cheese and let's party |
| 501 |
BP-501 |
Sex drive…a physical
craving that begins in adolescence and ends at marriage |
| 502 |
BP-502 |
Sex is a misdemeanor the
more I miss, the meaner I get |
| 503 |
BP-503 |
Sex is not a matter of
life or death it's far more important |
| 504 |
BP-504 |
Sex isn't everything but
few things are as much fun |
| 505 |
BP-505 |
Sex-crazed driver on board |
| 506 |
BP-506 |
Sexy grandpa |
| 507 |
BP-507 |
Shark zone |
| 508 |
BP-508 |
Shit happens |
| 509 |
BP-509 |
Shoes & shirts
required bras & panties optional |
| 510 |
BP-510 |
Shop til you drop |
| 511 |
BP-511 |
Shopping…it's a tough
job, but somebody has got to do it |
| 512 |
BP-512 |
Shred 'till you're dead |
| 513 |
BP-513 |
Shut up & dance |
| 514 |
BP-514 |
Shut up and drive |
| 515 |
BP-515 |
Skier |
| 516 |
BP-516 |
Skiers go down with style |
| 517 |
BP-517 |
Slow traffic stay to the
right |
| 518 |
BP-518 |
Smile it's the second best
thing you can do with your lips |
| 519 |
BP-519 |
Smoking won't send you to
hell, but you'll sure smell like you've been there |
| 520 |
BP-520 |
Smuggling it's not just a
job, it's an adventure |
| 521 |
BP-521 |
So…what have you done
for me lately |
| 522 |
BP-522 |
Spoiled brat |
| 523 |
BP-523 |
Spoiled rotten |
| 524 |
BP-524 |
Sticks and stones may
break my bones, but whips and chains excite me |
| 525 |
BP-525 |
Subject to change without
notice |
| 526 |
BP-526 |
SuperDad |
| 527 |
BP-527 |
Swimsuit edition |
| 528 |
BP-528 |
T.G.F.M. Thank God for men |
| 529 |
BP-529 |
Tailgaters die young |
| 530 |
BP-530 |
Taste makes waist |
| 531 |
BP-531 |
Tease me about my age and
I'll beat you with my cane |
| 532 |
BP-532 |
Teddy bear on board |
| 533 |
BP-533 |
The beatings will continue
until the morale improves |
| 534 |
BP-534 |
The bomb |
| 535 |
BP-535 |
The buck stopped before it
got here |
| 536 |
BP-536 |
The difference between
dark & hard is…it stays dark all night |
| 537 |
BP-537 |
The more I drink, the
better you look |
| 538 |
BP-538 |
The more I know men the
more I love my dog |
| 539 |
BP-539 |
The more I know women the
more I love my dog |
| 540 |
BP-540 |
The next time you feel
perfect, try walking on water |
| 541 |
BP-541 |
The older a man gets, the
farther he had to walk to school as a boy |
| 542 |
BP-542 |
The one time in the day
that you lean back & relax, is the one time the boss walks through the office |
| 543 |
BP-543 |
The one with the most
clothes wins |
| 544 |
BP-544 |
The one with the most toys
wins |
| 545 |
BP-545 |
The only thing worse than
being forty, is making a wet fart in your panty hose |
| 546 |
BP-546 |
The original good time
girl |
| 547 |
BP-547 |
The other line moves
faster |
| 548 |
BP-548 |
The probability of a young
man meeting a desirable young lady increases greatly when he is already in the company of:
1) a date, 2) his wife, 3) a better looking & richer male friend |
| 549 |
BP-549 |
The probability of someone
watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions |
| 550 |
BP-550 |
The source of the force is
Jesus |
| 551 |
BP-551 |
The spirit is
strong…but the flesh waits for the weekend |
| 552 |
BP-552 |
The worst day fishing is
better than the best day working |
| 553 |
BP-553 |
There are only 3 good
things about school: June, July & August |
| 554 |
BP-554 |
There's too much
"month" at the end of the "money" |
| 555 |
BP-555 |
They can't fire me slaves
must be sold |
| 556 |
BP-556 |
They found something that
does the work of 5 men one woman |
| 557 |
BP-557 |
They say this, they say
that, who are "they" anyway |
| 558 |
BP-558 |
Things could be
worse…we could be trying on swimsuits |
| 559 |
BP-559 |
This car insured by Smith
and Wesson |
| 560 |
BP-560 |
This car protected by
Rambo |
| 561 |
BP-561 |
This car runs on used
parts |
| 562 |
BP-562 |
This car stops at all
garage sales |
| 563 |
BP-563 |
This is an unmarked car
let's keep it that way |
| 564 |
BP-564 |
This is not Burger King
you can't have it your way |
| 565 |
BP-565 |
To err is human to forgive
is out of the question |
| 566 |
BP-566 |
To hell with a 10 2 fives
are more fun |
| 567 |
BP-567 |
To hell with the dog
beware of the owner |
| 568 |
BP-568 |
Top gun |
| 569 |
BP-569 |
Toto…I don't think
we're in Kansas anymore |
| 570 |
BP-570 |
Tough times never last,
but people do |
| 571 |
BP-571 |
Toyota-ly awesome |
| 572 |
BP-572 |
Treat her like a
thoroughbred and she won't be a nag |
| 573 |
BP-573 |
True love: It starts when
you sink into his arms & ends with your arms in his sink |
| 574 |
BP-574 |
Trust me…I'm a doctor |
| 575 |
BP-575 |
Trust your lust |
| 576 |
BP-576 |
United States Marine Corps |
| 577 |
BP-577 |
Unless you're the
"lead dog" the scenery never changes |
| 578 |
BP-578 |
Urban assault vehicle |
| 579 |
BP-579 |
Urge to splurge |
| 580 |
BP-580 |
Warning .44 magnum
burglar-buster |
| 581 |
BP-581 |
Warning: I carry a .357
magnum 3 nights a week you guess which 3 |
| 582 |
BP-582 |
Warning: I drive on three
wheels |
| 583 |
BP-583 |
Warning: I scream when I
come |
| 584 |
BP-584 |
Warning: The surgeon
general has determined that sex can cause insanity…the more you get the crazier you
get about it |
| 585 |
BP-585 |
Warning: This house
protected by a 12 GA. Shotgun 3 nights a week…you guess which 3 |
| 586 |
BP-586 |
Wasted youth |
| 587 |
BP-587 |
Watch my rear end…not
hers |
| 588 |
BP-588 |
Way cool |
| 589 |
BP-589 |
We are the people our
parents warned us about |
| 590 |
BP-590 |
We came, we saw, we kicked
it's ass |
| 591 |
BP-591 |
We can't both own the road |
| 592 |
BP-592 |
We have a strange &
wonderful relationship…you're strange & and I'm wonderful |
| 593 |
BP-593 |
We interrupt this marriage
to bring you football season |
| 594 |
BP-594 |
Weekend warrior |
| 595 |
BP-595 |
Welcome to the jungle |
| 596 |
BP-596 |
Wel-ll-l isn't that
special |
| 597 |
BP-597 |
We're staying together for
the sake of the cats |
| 598 |
BP-598 |
We're staying together for
the sake of the dogs |
| 599 |
BP-599 |
What a long strange trip
it's been |
| 600 |
BP-600 |
What are you looking at,
fool |
| 601 |
BP-601 |
What do you do in case of
a fall-out find it and put it back in |
| 602 |
BP-602 |
What do you mean I can't
pay off my visa with my mastercard |
| 603 |
BP-603 |
What the hell…it runs |
| 604 |
BP-604 |
What this country needs,
is a vending machine that honors credit cards |
| 605 |
BP-605 |
When all else fails hug
your teddy |
| 606 |
BP-606 |
When all else fails, read
the instructions (the bible) |
| 607 |
BP-607 |
When all else
fails…cheat |
| 608 |
BP-608 |
When in despair hug your
bear |
| 609 |
BP-609 |
When in despair hug your
teddy bear |
| 610 |
BP-610 |
When the going gets tough
everyone leaves |
| 611 |
BP-611 |
When the going gets tough
the tough go to the beach |
| 612 |
BP-612 |
When the going gets tough
the tough shoot pool |
| 613 |
BP-613 |
When the going gets tough,
the tough go back to bed |
| 614 |
BP-614 |
When the going gets tough,
the tough go shopping |
| 615 |
BP-615 |
When the going gets tough,
the tough go skiing |
| 616 |
BP-616 |
When the going gets
tough…the tough go fishing |
| 617 |
BP-617 |
When the going gets weird
the weird turn pro |
| 618 |
BP-618 |
Where am I where's my car |
| 619 |
BP-619 |
Where's the beach |
| 620 |
BP-620 |
Wherever I go…there I
am… |
| 621 |
BP-621 |
Who am I where's my car |
| 622 |
BP-622 |
Who cares what Mikee likes |
| 623 |
BP-623 |
Who the hell is Mikee |
| 624 |
BP-624 |
Why be normal |
| 625 |
BP-625 |
Why can't I be rich
instead of good looking |
| 626 |
BP-626 |
Win an all expense paid
trip to the nearest motel ask driver for details |
| 627 |
BP-627 |
Winning isn't everything,
but losing sucks |
| 628 |
BP-628 |
Without chocolate life is
unbearable |
| 629 |
BP-629 |
Without music life would
be a mistake |
| 630 |
BP-630 |
Work is the curse of the
drinking class |
| 631 |
BP-631 |
Working is for people who
don't know how to ski |
| 632 |
BP-632 |
Workout (wurk'-out') 1.n.
The art of lifting, pumping, stretching, pulling, and pushing, while swearing, sweating,
screaming, moaning, and complaining 2. Twentieth century self-torture |
| 633 |
BP-633 |
World's greatest playboy |
| 634 |
BP-634 |
Yabba dabba doo |
| 635 |
BP-635 |
Yabba grabba brew |
| 636 |
BP-636 |
Yes as a matter of fact I
do own the whole damn road |
| 637 |
BP-637 |
Yes, as a matter of fact I
do own the whole road |
| 638 |
BP-638 |
Yes, I'm afraid I've
fallen in with the wrong crowd |
| 639 |
BP-639 |
Yo |
| 640 |
BP-640 |
Yo love Jesus |
| 641 |
BP-641 |
You are here rock i hard
place |
| 642 |
BP-642 |
You can fool all of the
people some of the time, & some of the people all of the time, but you can’t fool
mom |
| 643 |
BP-643 |
You can't be too rich, or
too thin, or have too many shoes |
| 644 |
BP-644 |
You look mahvelous,
dahling |
| 645 |
BP-645 |
You loot I shoot |
| 646 |
BP-646 |
You may not remember me,
but I'm wearing your underwear |
| 647 |
BP-647 |
You tickle my
fancy…and I'll tickle yours |
| 648 |
BP-648 |
You weenie |
| 649 |
BP-649 |
You'd be pretty if your
face didn't get in the way of your looks |
| 650 |
BP-650 |
You're a legend in your
own mind |
| 651 |
BP-651 |
You're idea of a jacuzzi
is sitting in a bathtub and farting |
| 652 |
BP-652 |
You're one sick puppy |
| 653 |
BP-653 |
You're the disease, and
I'm the cure |
| 654 |
BP-654 |
You're ugly and your
Mother dresses you funny |
| 655 |
BP-655 |
Youth gone wild |
| 656 |
BP-656 |
Youth run wild |
| 657 |
BP-657 |
You've obviously mistaken
me for someone who cares |
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