| 216 |
BP-216 |
I don't care who you are
or what you're driving or what you'd rather be |
| 217 |
BP-217 |
I don't get mad I get even |
| 218 |
BP-218 |
I don't think about money
I just spend it |
| 219 |
BP-219 |
I feel great and kiss good
too |
| 220 |
BP-220 |
I fight poverty I work |
| 221 |
BP-221 |
I finally got it all
together but forgot where I put it |
| 222 |
BP-222 |
I fish therefore I am |
| 223 |
BP-223 |
I gave up bowling for sex
the balls are lighter & I don't have to change my shoes |
| 224 |
BP-224 |
I go skiing only to
protect all those endangered two-legged snow bunnies |
| 225 |
BP-225 |
I got a gun for my wife
pretty good trade |
| 226 |
BP-226 |
I hate slow cars in the
fast lane |
| 227 |
BP-227 |
I have a bad attitude |
| 228 |
BP-228 |
I have a drinking problem
2 hands but only 1 mouth |
| 229 |
BP-229 |
I is a college student |
| 230 |
BP-230 |
I just look innocent |
| 231 |
BP-231 |
I know diet & exercise
relieves stress & helps me live a longer & happier life I also know there's a
frozen éclair in the frig with my name on it |
| 232 |
BP-232 |
I know hell is really hot
but is it humid |
| 233 |
BP-233 |
I like the simple things
in life - men |
| 234 |
BP-234 |
I like the simple things
in life - women |
| 235 |
BP-235 |
I like to party all the
time |
| 236 |
BP-236 |
I like your approach let's
see your departure |
| 237 |
BP-237 |
I love my truck |
| 238 |
BP-238 |
I love hiney wine |
| 239 |
BP-239 |
I love Jesus |
| 240 |
BP-240 |
I love Madonna |
| 241 |
BP-241 |
I love Mikey |
| 242 |
BP-242 |
I love my baby |
| 243 |
BP-243 |
I love my boyfriend |
| 244 |
BP-244 |
I love my family |
| 245 |
BP-245 |
I love my family - please
drive carefully |
| 246 |
BP-246 |
I love my family - we all
buckle up |
| 247 |
BP-247 |
I may be a cruel and heartless bitch. but I`m damn good at it |
| 248 |
BP-248 |
I love my girlfriend |
| 249 |
BP-249 |
I love my grandchildren |
| 250 |
BP-250 |
I love my husband |
| 251 |
BP-251 |
I love my kids |
| 252 |
BP-252 |
I love my van |
| 253 |
BP-253 |
I love my wife |
| 254 |
BP-254 |
I love shopping |
| 255 |
BP-255 |
I love Sly Stallone |
| 256 |
BP-256 |
I love to fish |
| 257 |
BP-257 |
I love to get even |
| 258 |
BP-258 |
I love to party |
| 259 |
BP-259 |
I love to win |
| 260 |
BP-260 |
I love vacations, weekends
and Friday |
| 261 |
BP-261 |
I love weekends |
| 262 |
BP-262 |
I love "the" funky cold medina |
| 263 |
BP-263 |
I make the difference |
| 264 |
BP-264 |
I married a nun - nun in
the morning nun in the evening |
| 265 |
BP-265 |
I may be getting older but
I refuse to grow up |
| 266 |
BP-266 |
I must be a mushroom -
they keep me in the dark & feed me bullshit |
| 267 |
BP-267 |
I need somebody really bad
- are you really bad |
| 268 |
BP-268 |
I once thought I was
wrong, I now know I was mistaken |
| 269 |
BP-269 |
I owe, I owe, so off to
work I go |
| 270 |
BP-270 |
I refuse to have a battle
of wits with an unarmed person |
| 271 |
BP-271 |
I said for better or for
worse, not forever |
| 272 |
BP-272 |
I shop like a bull - I
charge everything |
| 273 |
BP-273 |
I shop, therefore I am |
| 274 |
BP-274 |
Real men don`t ask directions |
| 275 |
BP-275 |
I sling a little ball
myself, but occasionally I like to listen to a pro |
| 276 |
BP-276 |
I spend 8 hours a day
here, do you expect me to work too |
| 277 |
BP-277 |
I surf therefore I am |
| 278 |
BP-278 |
I survived a Jewish mother |
| 279 |
BP-279 |
I took him for better or
worse - but he's so much worse than I took him for |
| 280 |
BP-280 |
I try to be just who I am
- everyone wants me to be like them |
| 281 |
BP-281 |
I used to be God but the
responsibility was just too much |
| 282 |
BP-282 |
I wanna new drug |
| 283 |
BP-283 |
I wanna rock |
| 284 |
BP-284 |
I'd like to get something
straight between us |
| 285 |
BP-285 |
I'd look better in a red
Mercedes |
| 286 |
BP-286 |
I'd quit my job, but it's
the only place I get any sleep |
| 287 |
BP-287 |
I'd rather be fishing |
| 288 |
BP-288 |
I'd rather be hunting |
| 289 |
BP-289 |
I'd rather have a bad day
fishing than a good day at the office |
| 290 |
BP-290 |
If all else fails - lower
your standards |
| 291 |
BP-291 |
If all men were created
equal, where's my Porsche |
| 292 |
BP-292 |
If at first you don't
succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried |
| 293 |
BP-293 |
If God had wanted me to
cook and clean I would've been born with stainless steel hands |
| 294 |
BP-294 |
If God wanted me to cook,
why did he invent restaurants |
| 295 |
BP-295 |
If I follow you home will
you keep me |
| 296 |
BP-296 |
If I knew I would live
this long, I would have dept myself in better shape |
| 297 |
BP-297 |
If it swells ride it |
| 298 |
BP-298 |
If it wasn't for marriage,
men & women would have to fight with total strangers |
| 299 |
BP-299 |
If it weren't for the
girls, I'd quit school |
| 300 |
BP-300 |
If my dog had a face as
ugly as yours, I'd shave his butt & make him walk backwards |
| 301 |
BP-301 |
If they can send a man to
the moon, why can't they send them all |
| 302 |
BP-302 |
If this vans a rock-n
don't bother knock'n |
| 303 |
BP-303 |
If we knew grandchildren
were so much fun, we'd have had them first |
| 304 |
BP-304 |
If you bump my truck, I'll
tell my Daddy on you |
| 305 |
BP-305 |
If you can't dazzle 'em
with brilliance, baffle 'em with bull |
| 306 |
BP-306 |
If you can't lick 'em bite
'em |
| 307 |
BP-307 |
If you can't stop, smile
as you go under |
| 308 |
BP-308 |
If you don't like the way
I drive, stay off the sidewalk |
| 309 |
BP-309 |
If you don't make dust -
you eat dust |
| 310 |
BP-310 |
If you don't think money
can buy happiness, you don't know where to shop |
| 311 |
BP-311 |
If you got them by the
balls their hearts & minds will follow |
| 312 |
BP-312 |
If you touch-a my car, I
break-a you face |
| 313 |
BP-313 |
If you value your life,
don't mess with this truck |
| 314 |
BP-314 |
If your phone doesn't
ring, it's me |
| 315 |
BP-315 |
If you're gonna be a turd,
go lay in the yard |
| 316 |
BP-316 |
If you're rich, I'm single |
| 317 |
BP-317 |
I'll do it tomorrow, I've
made enuf mistakes today |
| 318 |
BP-318 |
I'll have any kind of day
I damn well please |
| 319 |
BP-319 |
I'll tell ya, money talks
- but to me it always says "bye-bye" |
| 320 |
BP-320 |
Illegal alien in trunk |
| 321 |
BP-321 |
I'm a happy camper |
| 322 |
BP-322 |
I'm a nurse an accountant
a cook a taxi driver and a teacher but you can call me Mom |
| 323 |
BP-323 |
I'm a wishin I was a
fishin |
| 324 |
BP-324 |
I'm allergic to pain |
| 325 |
BP-325 |
I'm always in trouble but
it's so much fun |
| 326 |
BP-326 |
I'm back by popular demand |
| 327 |
BP-327 |
I'm easy to please as long
as I have things my way |
| 328 |
BP-328 |
I'm having fun now |
| 329 |
BP-329 |
I'm in no hurry I'm on my
way to work |
| 330 |
BP-330 |
I'm just catching up with
yesterday by tomorrow I should be ready for today |
| 331 |
BP-331 |
I'm Mikey |
| 332 |
BP-332 |
I'm no housewife, I'm a
domestic engineer |
| 333 |
BP-333 |
I'm not always right but
I'm never wrong |
| 334 |
BP-334 |
I'm not deaf I'm just
ignoring you |
| 335 |
BP-335 |
I want to be just like Barbie. That bitch has everything! |
| 336 |
BP-336 |
I'm not loafing I work so
fast I'm always finished |
| 337 |
BP-337 |
I'm on a seafood diet - I
eat anything I see |
| 338 |
BP-338 |
I'm so confused |
| 339 |
BP-339 |
I'm sorry I thought the
sign said park anywhere |
| 340 |
BP-340 |
I'm spending my children's
inheritance |
| 341 |
BP-341 |
I'm the boss |
| 342 |
BP-342 |
I'm the Daddy that's why |
| 343 |
BP-343 |
I'm the Mommy that's why |
| 344 |
BP-344 |
I'm the person your Mother
warned you about |
| 345 |
BP-345 |
I'm your worst nightmare |
| 346 |
BP-346 |
Instant body work |
| 347 |
BP-347 |
Invisible driver on board |
| 348 |
BP-348 |
Is it Friday yet |
| 349 |
BP-349 |
It takes 1,875 bolts and
screws to put a car together but only one nut to scatter it all over the road |
| 350 |
BP-350 |
It used to be wine women
& song now it's beer the old lady & tv |
| 351 |
BP-351 |
It's 10:00 do you know
where your cat is |
| 352 |
BP-352 |
It's better to look good
than to feel good |
| 353 |
BP-353 |
It's easy to save face
just keep the lower half of it tightly shut |
| 354 |
BP-354 |
It's hard to soar with
eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys |
| 355 |
BP-355 |
It's never too late to
have a happy childhood |
| 356 |
BP-356 |
It's not whether you win
or lose it's how you look playing the game |
| 357 |
BP-357 |
It's official I've become
my Mother |
| 358 |
BP-358 |
It's ok to dream just
don't slobber on the pillow |
| 359 |
BP-359 |
It's overrated but it's
something to do |
| 360 |
BP-360 |
I've been dieting for a
week and all I've lost is seven days |
| 361 |
BP-361 |
I've done so much with so
little for so long that I can do anything with nothing |
| 362 |
BP-362 |
For a small town, this one sure has a lot of assholes |
| 363 |
BP-363 |
Jesus is watching you he
loves you so much he can't take his eyes off of you |
| 364 |
BP-364 |
Jesus loves me |
| 365 |
BP-365 |
Harrassing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health |
| 366 |
BP-366 |
Jesus on board |
| 367 |
BP-367 |
Jesus takes good care of
me |
| 368 |
BP-368 |
Just because I'm paranoid
doesn't mean they're not after me |
| 369 |
BP-369 |
Just because you're old
doesn't mean you're always right |
| 370 |
BP-370 |
Just looking for a few
good parties |
| 371 |
BP-371 |
Just say yo |
| 372 |
BP-372 |
Just think if you lived
here you'd be home by now |
| 373 |
BP-373 |
Keep bustin |
| 374 |
BP-374 |
Khadafi in trunk |
| 375 |
BP-375 |
Kids in car |
| 376 |
BP-376 |
Kids in trunk |
| 377 |
BP-377 |
Kids on board |
| 378 |
BP-378 |
Killer dude |
| 379 |
BP-379 |
Kinky is using a feather
perverted is using the whole damn chicken |
| 380 |
BP-380 |
Kiss me where it counts |
| 381 |
BP-381 |
Kiss my bass |
| 382 |
BP-382 |
Lambada |
| 383 |
BP-383 |
Last night two girls
pounded on my door till 3 am so I let them out |
| 384 |
BP-384 |
Last week I couldn't even
spell student now I is one |
| 385 |
BP-385 |
Later dude |
| 386 |
BP-386 |
Later homes |
| 387 |
BP-387 |
Lead follow or get out of
the way |
| 388 |
BP-388 |
Left handers have rights
too |
| 389 |
BP-389 |
Legal alien on board |
| 390 |
BP-390 |
Legalize bingo keep
Grandma off the streets |
| 391 |
BP-391 |
Let go let God |
| 392 |
BP-392 |
Let's face it I'm cute |
| 393 |
BP-393 |
Let's have pajama party in
your pajamas |
| 394 |
BP-394 |
Let's not meet by accident |
| 395 |
BP-395 |
Life is a beach |
| 396 |
BP-396 |
Life is too important to
be taken seriously |
| 397 |
BP-397 |
Life is too short to dance
with ugly men |
| 398 |
BP-398 |
Life is too short to dance
with ugly women |
| 399 |
BP-399 |
Life is tough and then you
die |
| 400 |
BP-400 |
Life's a beach then you
drown |
| 401 |
BP-401 |
Life's a bear |
| 402 |
BP-402 |
Life's a bitch and so is
my dog |
| 403 |
BP-403 |
Life's a bitch and then
you die |
| 404 |
BP-404 |
Life's a bitch and then
you marry one |
| 405 |
BP-405 |
Like the Marines I'm
looking for a few good women |
| 406 |
BP-406 |
Long necks long nights and
long polkas |
| 407 |
BP-407 |
Looking for Mr. he'll do |
| 408 |
BP-408 |
Love at first sight |
| 409 |
BP-409 |
Made by, paid by, drive by
an American |
| 410 |
BP-410 |
Madonna sucks give me her
phone number |
| 411 |
BP-411 |
Mafia staff car |
| 412 |
BP-412 |
Make me late for work |
| 413 |
BP-413 |
Make waves, join the
s.e.a. society for the elimination of assholes |
| 414 |
BP-414 |
Man cannot live on bread
alone - he also needs football and beer |
| 415 |
BP-415 |
Man is not complete until
he's married then he's finished |
| 416 |
BP-416 |
Maniac on board |
| 417 |
BP-417 |
Materialistic, take-all
male seeks beautiful, give-all female with plenty of plastic |
| 418 |
BP-418 |
Mean, nasty &
rotten…but basically mellow |
| 419 |
BP-419 |
Men are like buses, if you
miss one, there'll be another one by in a few minutes |
| 420 |
BP-420 |
Men come in three sizes
small, medium and oh my God |
| 421 |
BP-421 |
Men make my day |
| 422 |
BP-422 |
Mental illness is
hereditary you get it from your kids |
| 423 |
BP-423 |
Mikey did it |
| 424 |
BP-424 |
Mikey likes it |
| 425 |
BP-425 |
Mikey likes me |
| 426 |
BP-426 |
Mikey thinks I'm cute |
| 427 |
BP-427 |
Mikey won't give me any |
| 428 |
BP-428 |
Mom told me to be good,
but she's been wrong before |
| 429 |
BP-429 |
Mom's taxi |
| 430 |
BP-430 |
Money can't buy love but
it does put yo in a good bargaining position |
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