| 1 |
BP-001 |
"Sex Therapist" |
| 2 |
BP-002 |
"The angle of the
dangle is in proportion to the mass of the ass considering the heat of the meat is
constant" |
| 3 |
BP-003 |
.357 Magnum on board |
| 4 |
BP-004 |
0 to warp 3 in 5 seconds |
| 5 |
BP-005 |
12 Ga. Shotgun on board |
| 6 |
BP-006 |
50 years old the metallic
age silver hair, gold teeth & a lead bottom |
| 7 |
BP-007 |
95% of the people think
they're above average |
| 8 |
BP-008 |
A dirty mind is a terrible
thing to waste |
| 9 |
BP-009 |
A fool and his gold are
soon partying |
| 10 |
BP-010 |
A good way to forget your
troubles is wear tight shoes |
| 11 |
BP-011 |
A little nukey never hurt
anyone |
| 12 |
BP-012 |
A man's house is his
castle. Let him clean it up |
| 13 |
BP-013 |
A woman's place is in the
mall |
| 14 |
BP-014 |
After a man makes his mark
in the world a lot of people come around with erasers |
| 15 |
BP-015 |
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you`re an asshole |
| 16 |
BP-016 |
American flag (1 large
ripple look flag on sticker) |
| 17 |
BP-017 |
Unless you`re a hemorrhoid stay off my ass |
| 18 |
BP-018 |
And on the eighth day God
went skiing |
| 19 |
BP-019 |
Another shitty day in
paradise |
| 20 |
BP-020 |
Are we having fun yet |
| 21 |
BP-021 |
As a matter of fact I do
own the road |
| 22 |
BP-022 |
As long as there's sex
& drugs I can do without rock 'n roll |
| 23 |
BP-023 |
Ask me about my
grandchildren |
| 24 |
BP-024 |
Ask me if I care |
| 25 |
BP-025 |
Be nice to your kids. They`ll choose your nursing home. |
| 26 |
BP-026 |
Available |
| 27 |
BP-027 |
Avenge yourself live long
enough to be a problem to your children |
| 28 |
BP-028 |
Baby I'm bored |
| 29 |
BP-029 |
Back off sucka |
| 30 |
BP-030 |
Bat to the bone |
| 31 |
BP-031 |
Beach blanket bimbo |
| 32 |
BP-032 |
Beach hours for non
residents 2am - 3am |
| 33 |
BP-033 |
Beam me to work Scotty
this traffic stinks |
| 34 |
BP-034 |
Beam me up Jesus |
| 35 |
BP-035 |
Beam me up Scotty |
| 36 |
BP-036 |
- Beauty. It`s only a light switch away. |
| 37 |
BP-037 |
I got a beanie for my husband. It`s the best trade I ever made. |
| 38 |
BP-038 |
I just got a gun for my wife. It`s the best trade I ever made. |
| 39 |
BP-039 |
Behind every successful
man is a woman who made it necessary |
| 40 |
BP-040 |
Being crazy is the only
thing that keeps me sane |
| 41 |
BP-041 |
Better let it drop friend |
| 42 |
BP-042 |
Beyond repair |
| 43 |
BP-043 |
Bingo the Indians revenge |
| 44 |
BP-044 |
Blast your horn not your
head |
| 45 |
BP-045 |
Blonde Beautiful lovely
overwhelming naughty daring exciting |
| 46 |
BP-046 |
Blonde on board |
| 47 |
BP-047 |
Blondes aren't dumb just
more fun |
| 48 |
BP-048 |
Blondes have more fun but
brunettes get it done |
| 49 |
BP-049 |
Blondes just wanna have
fun |
| 50 |
BP-050 |
Bo don't know diddley |
| 51 |
BP-051 |
Born in the USA |
| 52 |
BP-052 |
Born to shop |
| 53 |
BP-053 |
Boss in trunk |
| 54 |
BP-054 |
Boss spelled backwards is
double sob |
| 55 |
BP-055 |
Bosses are like diapers
full of shit and all over your ass |
| 56 |
BP-056 |
Brat on board |
| 57 |
BP-057 |
Bring back the draft my
teenager needs a job |
| 58 |
BP-058 |
Brunette Beautiful
romantic understanding naught exciting |
| 59 |
BP-059 |
Budgets are for wimps |
| 61 |
BP-061 |
Bust a move |
| 62 |
BP-062 |
But officer I ran into the
lamppost only because it was obscured by a pedestrian |
| 63 |
BP-063 |
But officer the guy hit me
and went under my car |
| 64 |
BP-064 |
A woman with PMS & ESP is a BITCH who knows everything. |
| 65 |
BP-065 |
But officer the other car
collided with mine without giving warning of it's intentions |
| 66 |
BP-066 |
But officer the pedestrian
had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him |
| 67 |
BP-067 |
Buy til you die |
| 68 |
BP-068 |
By the time your children
are fit to live with they're living with someone else |
| 69 |
BP-069 |
Candy is dandy but sex
don't rot your teeth |
| 70 |
BP-070 |
Cats are people too |
| 71 |
BP-071 |
Caution attack cat on duty |
| 72 |
BP-072 |
Caution attack housewife
on duty |
| 73 |
BP-073 |
Caution baby aboard |
| 74 |
BP-074 |
Caution child driving |
| 75 |
BP-075 |
Caution child in car |
| 76 |
BP-076 |
Caution child in trunk |
| 77 |
BP-077 |
CAT; The other white meat |
| 78 |
BP-078 |
Caution driver may bail
out at any time |
| 79 |
BP-079 |
Caution driver under the
influence of children |
| 80 |
BP-080 |
Caution I drive like you
do |
| 81 |
BP-081 |
Caution I drive naked |
| 82 |
BP-082 |
Caution I know karate and
seven other Chinese words |
| 83 |
BP-083 |
Caution I swerve for small
animals they're harder to hit |
| 84 |
BP-084 |
Caution nothing in this
truck is worth your life |
| 85 |
BP-085 |
When I married Mr. Right, I didn`t know his first name was "always" |
| 86 |
BP-086 |
Child driving |
| 87 |
BP-087 |
Child on board |
| 88 |
BP-088 |
Chill babe |
| 89 |
BP-089 |
Chill out |
| 90 |
BP-090 |
Chocoholic |
| 91 |
BP-091 |
Close encounters of the
3rd kind doesn't mean ramming me in the ass |
| 92 |
BP-092 |
Compulsive shopper on
board |
| 93 |
BP-093 |
Couch potato |
| 94 |
BP-094 |
Cover me I'm changing
lanes |
| 95 |
BP-095 |
Curiosity didn't kill the
cat my car did |
| 96 |
BP-096 |
C-ya |
| 97 |
BP-097 |
Damn I'm good |
| 98 |
BP-098 |
Death zone |
| 99 |
BP-099 |
Desert rat |
| 100 |
BP-100 |
Do it in the dirt |
| 101 |
BP-101 |
Do not wash this car it's
undergoing a scientific dirt test |
| 102 |
BP-102 |
Do you feel like a fire
hydrant and all of your friends are dogs |
| 103 |
BP-103 |
Dogs are people too |
| 104 |
BP-104 |
Don't catch anything you
can't throw back |
| 105 |
BP-105 |
Don't mess with the locals |
| 106 |
BP-106 |
Don't shoot Ill move over |
| 107 |
BP-107 |
Don't shoot just toot |
| 108 |
BP-108 |
Don't shoot student driver
at wheel |
| 109 |
BP-109 |
Don't start with me you
know how I get |
| 110 |
BP-110 |
Don't steal the government
hates competition |
| 111 |
BP-111 |
Don't take life so
seriously you'll never get out alive |
| 112 |
BP-112 |
Don't tell me what kind of
day to have |
| 113 |
BP-113 |
Don't worry be happy |
| 114 |
BP-114 |
Doo doo happens |
| 115 |
BP-115 |
Dr. Ruth is a virgin |
| 116 |
BP-116 |
Driver hates tailgaters |
| 117 |
BP-117 |
Drunken state |
| 118 |
BP-118 |
Early to bed, early to
rise till you make enough money to do otherwise |
| 119 |
BP-119 |
Eat drink & re-marry |
| 120 |
BP-120 |
Eat shit & die |
| 121 |
BP-121 |
Eat shit & die Khadafi |
| 122 |
BP-122 |
Either you're part of the
solution or part of the problem |
| 123 |
BP-123 |
Even Mr. Goodwrench
couldn't fix this car |
| 124 |
BP-124 |
Ever get the idea life is
formal and you're a pair of sneakers |
| 125 |
BP-125 |
Everyone needs something
to believe in I believe I'll go shopping |
| 126 |
BP-126 |
Everyone needs to believe
in something I believe I'll have another beer |
| 127 |
BP-127 |
Excuse me could you tell
me how to get to the real world |
| 128 |
BP-128 |
Ex-girlfriend in trunk |
| 129 |
BP-129 |
Ex-husband in trunk |
| 130 |
BP-130 |
Expensive but worth it |
| 131 |
BP-131 |
Ex-wife in trunk |
| 132 |
BP-132 |
FART Fathers against
radical teenagers |
| 133 |
BP-133 |
Faster than a speeding
ticket |
| 134 |
BP-134 |
Fisherman do it bass
ackwards |
| 135 |
BP-135 |
Fisherman on board |
| 136 |
BP-136 |
FISH.ING(fishing) (fishing), l.n. The art of casting, trolling, of jigging while freezing, swatting, sweating or swearing.
|
| 137 |
BP-137 |
Fishing is my second
favorite sport |
| 138 |
BP-138 |
Fishing is not a matter of
life or death it's far more important |
| 139 |
BP-139 |
Fishing the most fun you
can have with your clothes on |
| 140 |
BP-140 |
For the girl who has
everything here I am |
| 141 |
BP-141 |
For this I shaved my legs |
| 142 |
BP-142 |
For this I spent 4 years
in college |
| 143 |
BP-143 |
Foxy grandma |
| 144 |
BP-144 |
Friends don't let friends
drive drunk |
| 145 |
BP-145 |
Frogs have it made they
eat what bugs them |
| 146 |
BP-146 |
Future millionaire on
board |
| 147 |
BP-147 |
G-day |
| 148 |
BP-148 |
Get a brain cell |
| 149 |
BP-149 |
Get a clue |
| 150 |
BP-150 |
Get a life |
| 151 |
BP-151 |
Get off my ass and I'll
let you pass |
| 152 |
BP-152 |
Get real |
| 153 |
BP-153 |
Get with the program |
| 154 |
BP-154 |
Gimme gimme gimme |
| 155 |
BP-155 |
Girls just gotta have
funds |
| 156 |
BP-156 |
Girls just wanna have fun |
| 157 |
BP-157 |
Go ahead make my day |
| 158 |
BP-158 |
God couldn't be everywhere
so he created mothers |
| 159 |
BP-159 |
God made man and rested
God made woman and nobody's rested since |
| 160 |
BP-160 |
God made man Smith &
Wesson made them equal |
| 161 |
BP-161 |
Goin fishin |
| 162 |
BP-162 |
Support cannibalism. Eat meat |
| 163 |
BP-163 |
Good leaders are scarce so
I'm following myself |
| 164 |
BP-164 |
Good morning |
| 165 |
BP-165 |
Good things come to those
who wait better things come to those who give in |
| 166 |
BP-166 |
Gotyerass |
| 167 |
BP-167 |
Great leaders are rare so
I'm following myself |
| 168 |
BP-168 |
Grey Poupon on board |
| 169 |
BP-169 |
Groovy Marsha |
| 170 |
BP-170 |
Guilt without sex |
| 171 |
BP-171 |
Gun control is being able
to hit your target |
| 172 |
BP-172 |
Ha ha I made you look |
| 173 |
BP-173 |
Had an affair lately |
| 174 |
BP-174 |
Hang loose |
| 175 |
BP-175 |
Happiness is being a
grandparent |
| 176 |
BP-176 |
Happiness is being single |
| 177 |
BP-177 |
Happiness is coming |
| 178 |
BP-178 |
Happiness is seeing your
mother-in-law's picture on the back of a milk carton |
| 179 |
BP-179 |
Hard work may not kill me
but why take chances |
| 180 |
BP-180 |
Have a good one |
| 181 |
BP-181 |
He who hesitates is stoned |
| 182 |
BP-182 |
Head banger on board |
| 183 |
BP-183 |
Heaven doesn't want me and
hell's afraid I'll take over |
| 184 |
BP-184 |
Heavy metal rules |
| 185 |
BP-185 |
Here I come |
| 186 |
BP-186 |
Herpes wiped out the
dinosaur |
| 187 |
BP-187 |
Hey bud let's party |
| 188 |
BP-188 |
Hey dude |
| 189 |
BP-189 |
Hey Mikey let's party |
| 190 |
BP-190 |
My wife keeps saying I never listen to her ...or something like that |
| 191 |
BP-191 |
If I wanted a bitch, I`d buy a dog |
| 192 |
BP-192 |
HomeBoy |
| 193 |
BP-193 |
Homework causes brain
damage |
| 194 |
BP-194 |
Honesty pays but not
enough |
| 195 |
BP-195 |
Honk if you're horny,
twice if you feel really nasty |
| 196 |
BP-196 |
Honk if you've been shot
at |
| 197 |
BP-197 |
Honk if you've been there |
| 198 |
BP-198 |
How am I driving call
1-800-get-lost |
| 199 |
BP-199 |
How do I love you let me
count your money |
| 200 |
BP-200 |
Officer, will this sticker saying "Support law enforcement " stop you from giving me a ticket? |
| 201 |
BP-201 |
How many idiot pills did
you take today |
| 202 |
BP-202 |
How rude |
| 203 |
BP-203 |
Hugs not drugs |
| 204 |
BP-204 |
I always plan ahead |
| 205 |
BP-205 |
I am so tired of
masturbation won't you be my sex relation |
| 206 |
BP-206 |
I brake for hallucinations |
| 207 |
BP-207 |
I brake for orgasms |
| 208 |
BP-208 |
I brake for the hell of it |
| 209 |
BP-209 |
I came, I saw, I bought |
| 210 |
BP-210 |
I came, I saw, I took
valium |
| 211 |
BP-211 |
I can read your mind and
you should be ashamed of yourself |
| 212 |
BP-212 |
I can tell your lying
cause your lips are moving |
| 213 |
BP-213 |
I can't be overdrawn I
still have checks left |
| 214 |
BP-214 |
I can't work they'll stop
my welfare checks |
| 215 |
BP-215 |
I cut my drinking in half
no more chasers |
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